jackoffrost:

“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”

thedarklordwearsprada:

the-face-of-broe:

frickingloki:

sassy-gay-karkat:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey

the penguins have the tardis

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

maizonosayaka:

STOP RIGHT THERE, TUMBLR TRAVELLER

before you reblog that picture of that girl, ask yourself

— does she look like she knows someone’s taking the picture of her?
— does she look okay with that?

if the answer is NO to either, then don’t reblog it because you may be inadvertently supporting creepy behaviour! 

on your way.

tom-and-ben:

Same, Mr Cumberbatch, same. 

lulz-time:

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