“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
STOP RIGHT THERE, TUMBLR TRAVELLER
before you reblog that picture of that girl, ask yourself
— does she look like she knows someone’s taking the picture of her?
— does she look okay with that?
if the answer is NO to either, then don’t reblog it because you may be inadvertently supporting creepy behaviour!
on your way.